Oak Harbor

What is Oak Harbor?


1.

1. The crappiest place in northwest washington for people under the age of 50 to chill.

2. The largest dutch pothead community.

3. an island of suck.

guy:DUDE!! wanna go to oak harbor??? its an ISLAND!!

other guy: no.

See suck, bag of suck, weed, sucks, whidbey island

2.

Oak Harbor is not the most boring place on earth. The little town of Coupeville, wich is Oak Towns neighbor. Im sure that anyone who has spent more than 15 minutes in Coupevillewould be able to relate with me.

Oak Harbor is the secound most boringplace on earth. So boring infact, that people have to find things to do, like drive around in fast rice burners, and spray paint on the public highschool. To fully enjoy Oak Harbor, try these things.

1. Stand outside the nearest Mexican restruant, and scream, "viva Mexico!"

2. Buy a cheap Honda, put on a flowmaster, super charge it, and race down BoonRoad, against the farmers in their tractors.

3. Go out to city beach at midnight, and bang on light poles untill you get arrested.

4. Sign up for a certain english teacher in the highschool, and prepare for a year of trouble.

5. Jump in the lagoon.

6. have coffee at Angelo's.

7. Go to walmart, buy goldfish, then put them on the DQ grill.

Tyler: Dude, lets go hang out in Oak Harbor.

Seth: My mom said no, because ill probably either get run over by one of the vandersnoots, or arrested, because the cops have nothing better to do than arrest little boys.

Tyler: Lets go to coupeville then.

Seth: No.

See oak town, oaky

3.

The gay; a place where old dutch people suck the fun out of things. little racial diversity i.e. 7 blacks, 30,000 asains, 9,000 whites, 1 mexican, 1 native american; a place that is gay; not a fun place to be.

guy: i live in Oak harbor

other guy: gay?

See whidbey island, gay, bored, unknown, huh

4.

A small city on Whidbey Island. It rains 360 days a year. The rest of the time it is windy and dark. Local entertainment is mainly the local movie theater, which doesn't get mainstream movies until they come out on Betamax or VHS. We're still waiting for Titanic to be released here. Also inhabited by thousands-upon thosands of Asians. The official language of Oak Harbor is either Tagalog or Tagalog.

John: Another beautiful day in Oak Harbor!

Matt: Rain?

John: Yep.

John: Let's find out what's at the movies...

Matt: Wow, finally Purple Rain has came here!

See boring, white, rain, small

5.

A highly fascist town in which everyone thinks they are the dankest ass people because theyve tried marijuana once in their lives, also consisting of gay ass people preferably the class of 2011 because all of the girls that hung out with the so called "skater pot head badasses" get group rate discounts on abortions and beg unpopular lowerclassmen to buy them pregnancy tests and they think that theyre so cool becuase most of their parents are bigger fuck ups then them.

Also consisting of about one billion and two asians or filipino folks. And the rest, well theyre white people who act like thugs and travel 82 miles to the nearest mall to buy crap that will be out of style in less than six months. In oak harbor the idea of independance was killed when the dutch settled there.

Bobby: Hey lets go smoke weed with my mom who lives in the Oak Harbor appartments

Naomi: Okay as long as i get first hit.

Dalton: Hey lets go to JC Pennys

Aaron: Are you fucking kidding me? SHUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEDDDDDDDD

See stupid

6.

1. Where retirement homes and a naval base meet, resulting in a place of suck for anybody unlucky enough to be within a 15 mile radius.

2. A place known for its dutch roots but is now being taken over by 50% of the Filipinos in the world.

3. A place where the only thing to pass time is get high or have sex, which explains all the 15 year-old mothers and mental cases walking around.

Dude 1: Hey man, I'm so bored! What do you wanna do?

Dude 2: Are you shitting me? We're in Oak Harbor! There's nothing to do!

Dude 1: We could go bang my sister.

Dude 2: Meh, I'm getting bored of that. Want to go to the bus station?

Dude 1: Wha? What's at the bus station?

Dude 2: Chronic, what else would be at a bus station?

Dude 1: Oh, dude... totally.

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