Oakhurst Edit Meaning

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Locals (local teens that is) refer to Oakhurst as - Oakieville or Oakiehurst. Oakhurst is home to the Pizza Factory. It is micro in size. And has nothing to do. But, I'm damn proud to be from Oakhurst. A lot of people really don't appreciate the place until they move. If you're visiting Yosemite, Ca and have a hotel room in Oakhurst, walk around and listen to the grumpy teenagers say, "I hate Oakieville." I'd like to see what they say if they moved to Raymond, or some small town like that in the surrounding area. GEESH! Anyways.. Oakhurst is just below the famous Yosemite National Park and it is full of tourists all the time. Most of the people that live in Oakhurst are either senior citizens or stoned teens. It is beautiful, lush and green. It gets pretty hot in the summer, and extremely cold in the winter. A short drive from good skiing. ANd really has a lot more going for it than the people that live there think. It was listed as the fastest growing town in California a few years ago. And it is home to one of the best high schools in the state. The athletic department Pwns all the other schools in the state. And it's got some bright kids, though they're dumb at the same time.

Snotty teen: "Oakhurst is bank, foo. I wish I was back in Compton.."

Pimptastic Gangster: "Bitch please! Be happy to live in Oakhurst, hoe"

Oakhurst is off the heezy.

See brats, old people