What is Oakland Blowjob?
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a sexual act in which a man uses shortning or baking grease to masturbate or as lubracant during sexual intercourse, followed but putting his penis in an oven, "frying" his penis, and then recieves oral sex. Named after the city of Oakland due to the masses of the african american poeples notorious for eating fried goods, most notabley fried chicken
Dude, i got my girlfriend to give me an oakland blowjob lastnight, it felt good, but now my dick is fried!!!
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