What is Oakland County?
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located in southeast michigan. easily one of the richest counties in the country. cities like
I can't wait to get out of Oakland County and meet some normal people.
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Oakland County: Located in southeast michigan, where drugs, sex, and alcohol are a vital part of reality. Where kids learn superficiality in both the amazing public schools and the overpriced private acadamies, where you can charge a slice of pizza on plastic, spend your weekends at Somerset and on Old Woodward, where there are more country clubs than supermarkets and more hookah bars than gas stations. The houses wrap around entire streets, porche driving soccer moms pop their collars, and nobody even cares about the west coast (although the summer homes are nice). It's where the only thing we have more of than money is drama, where kids are all about drugs because they don't know what else to buy, and where finding a virgin in the high schools is like finding a needle in a haystack, where we drink faygo pop, drive GM, Ford, and Chrysler cars, eat Better Made potato Chips, and go to Windsor on the weekends, just because we can.
Only the oakland county girls can pull off an east-coast tailgate and then actually understand the football game.
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located in southeast michigan. easily one of the richest counties in the country. cities like
I can't wait to get out of Oakland County and meet some normal people.
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A county in southeast Michigan that is supposedly the second richest county in America, and is reknowned for being overly snobby and preppy.
I can almost sympathize with this definition, that is, if it was entirely true, as I live in the NOT so preppy part, a.k.a the nearly shitty ghetto area thats on the edge of East Detroit.
Other than the MAJOR demographic differences of the county (closer you get to Detroit, the population of Caucasians decreases) and economics (the closer you get to Detroit, the shittier the environment gets), everything about the sex and drugs is pretty much the same.
Take it from someone who lives in one of the crappier areas of Oakland County: it not what it's all cracked up to be. No pun intended.
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