O.a.ped

What is O.a.ped?

An elderly ped'hest.

Comes from 'Old Age Pensioner' and 'pedestrian'.

1. "Hold on guys! O.A.Ped coming, we don't wanna knock her over!"

2. "Check that O.A.Ped's wheelchair! It's got alloys!"

Why Am I Wearing Pants? Moment

1. A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..

Mustard Shot

1. A fart when one's ass-crack is caked with mustard, preferably spicy brown. Similar to the musket shot, yet no smokey cloud is prod..

W.g.a.r.a.

1. Who gives a rats ass Pete: Hey Vinny,did you hear the Yankees signed Clemens today?..Vinny: Pete,W.G.A.R.A. See who cares, big deal..

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