Oatm

What is Oatm?

1.

abbreviation of off at the mains, used when either

a) your computer crashes, or

b) your girlfriend/boss/children walk in on you and ask "what are you downloading?" but you can't get it to stop because you STILL haven't upgraded from windows 95 and your P.C is sickeningly slow, leaving you no choice.

Child/Boss/Girlfriend: "what are you doing?"

You: (clickclickclickclick) AARGH!!! FUCKING WINDOWS '95!

(OATM)

See oatmeal, dirtyslutbitchwhorescumbagasswipetwat, windows, widows, hell
79

Random Words:

Zender
1. A synonym for masturbate. Specifically, it is when one gets walked in on when he/she is masturbating. "God dammit Pete, stop Zende..
Read more
Balcombe
1. The best Village in the whole of sussex. Contains a Pub, Social Club, Village Shop, Post Office, HairDressers, Tea Rooms, Primary Schoo..
Read more
Lotch
1. From the Ghettos of San Francisco. Derived from the latin word lotche, meaning the gooey residue that comes out from a fish, when femal..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free