What is Oatm?
1.
abbreviation of off at the mains, used when either
a) your computer crashes, or
b) your girlfriend/boss/children walk in on you and ask "what are you downloading?" but you can't get it to stop because you STILL haven't upgraded from
Child/Boss/Girlfriend: "what are you doing?"
You: (clickclickclickclick) AARGH!!! FUCKING WINDOWS '95!
(OATM)
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masturbating followed by an immediate nap.
When I come home from work I like to take a moment for myself and napsterbate.
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1. The measurement of how much someone is being a douche.
Yesterday you were an ass and now your douchebagocity has raised.
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