Oatm

What is Oatm?


1.

abbreviation of off at the mains, used when either

a) your computer crashes, or

b) your girlfriend/boss/children walk in on you and ask "what are you downloading?" but you can't get it to stop because you STILL haven't upgraded from windows 95 and your P.C is sickeningly slow, leaving you no choice.

Child/Boss/Girlfriend: "what are you doing?"

You: (clickclickclickclick) AARGH!!! FUCKING WINDOWS '95!

(OATM)

See oatmeal, dirtyslutbitchwhorescumbagasswipetwat, windows, widows, hell


79

Random Words:

1. Used to describe a person who (the speaker) deems to have sexy quirks. People who's quirks are normal seens as werid or lame by a m..
1. An absolutly astounding basketball player. Holy Crap he is so Qasim See player, playa, baller, balla 2. Plump Fist Fist Of The Plum..
1. When you lick a fat mans baps (breasts) ohhhhhhh that was a good bap lick See baps, tits, breasts, fatty, fat..