Oatm

What is Oatm?

1.

abbreviation of off at the mains, used when either

a) your computer crashes, or

b) your girlfriend/boss/children walk in on you and ask "what are you downloading?" but you can't get it to stop because you STILL haven't upgraded from windows 95 and your P.C is sickeningly slow, leaving you no choice.

Child/Boss/Girlfriend: "what are you doing?"

You: (clickclickclickclick) AARGH!!! FUCKING WINDOWS '95!

(OATM)

See oatmeal, dirtyslutbitchwhorescumbagasswipetwat, windows, widows, hell
79

Random Words:

Idekwtm
1. I don't even know what that means He: I want to bazangle your chilouly She: What did you say? He: IDEKWTM! She: I feel sexually..
Read more
Tc Suprise
1. When you give a guy head and he's about to climax, you bite down. When he screams in horror, you yell SURPRISE!!!!! I gave chris a..
Read more
Proteasome
1. Dont use this bs anymore and go over to wikipedia wikipedia wikipediasucksballz See Joe Bob 1. Dont use this bs anymore and go over..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free