Oatm

What is Oatm?

1.

abbreviation of off at the mains, used when either

a) your computer crashes, or

b) your girlfriend/boss/children walk in on you and ask "what are you downloading?" but you can't get it to stop because you STILL haven't upgraded from windows 95 and your P.C is sickeningly slow, leaving you no choice.

Child/Boss/Girlfriend: "what are you doing?"

You: (clickclickclickclick) AARGH!!! FUCKING WINDOWS '95!

(OATM)

See oatmeal, dirtyslutbitchwhorescumbagasswipetwat, windows, widows, hell
79

Random Words:

Shit Stain Kane
1. a poor dirty person who can not afford toilt paper who has large amounts of shit in their underwear. This person usally has many differe..
Read more
9iu11iani
1. A combination of Rudi Giuliani's last name and 9/11, making fun of Guiliani's campaign for president during which he accomplis..
Read more
Grizzly Bear
1. When a guy shaves his pubic hair and hides them under a pillow, then while receiving felatio, he pulls out, ejaculates in her face, and ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free