What is Oatmeal?
1.
Breakfast consisting of rolled whole-grain oats boiled in water, you goddamn faggots. Its not sex or gay sex or oral sex or any of this bullshit you dumb fucking faggots!
I ate Oatmeal for breakfast.
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2.
An breakfast consisting of warmed oats and water... quite tasty! its not a pussy you pervs!
Mom can I have oatmeal for breakfast
3.
A code name for pot.
Hey is the muffin man in?...I need some oatmeal.
4.
Frosty's original name
Let's name the snowman Oatmeal!
5.
The most orgasmic food in the world
it also helps you prevent getting diabetes!
"i just ate some oatmeal."
"My mouth just had an orgasm, because of the delicious instant oatmeal."
"my mom started to freak out and though i was getting diabetes, so to make her stop, i started eating oatmeal. after a week of oatmeal everyday i finally understood that oatmeal was the most amazing thing in the world."
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6.
male person
"oatmeal person"
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7.
Adjective: Boring as oatmeal, somthing that is dull or plain
English class was so oatmeal today!
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