Oatmeal Cookie

What is Oatmeal Cookie?

1.

uh, its a COOKIE made from OATMEAL. its not sex, or sodomy or anything like that you fucking fags!

i had a delicious oatmeal cookie from my cookie jar this morning.

See cookie, ice cream, oatmeal, cereal, chocolate chip cookie

2.

The act of ingesting scat with a spoon while pleasuring oneself in a sexual manner.

I had the house all to myself last night, so I had the best oatmeal cookie of my life!

See scat, spoon, oatmeal, cookie

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