What is Oatmeal Cream Pie Surprise?


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The act of not ejaculating for an amount of time necessary for the semen to become chunky (like oatmeal), and then engaging in anal or vaginal sex until ejaculation.

Dude, I gave that bitch an oatmeal cream pie surprise!

See oatmeal, creampie, cream pie, creampie surprise, surprise


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