What is Oatmeal Cream Pie Surprise?
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The act of not ejaculating for an amount of time necessary for the semen to become chunky (like oatmeal), and then engaging in anal or vaginal sex until ejaculation.
Dude, I gave that bitch an oatmeal cream pie surprise!
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