What is Oatmeal Kid?
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Also-Oatmeal Child, Soatsy Mcclure
Someone who lacks the mental capacity to chew and swallow anything with more substance than oatmeal. See
Oh man! Do you see that oatmeal kid trying to play ping-pong?! What a joke!
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The phenomenon of a turd suddenly and forcefully entering the rectum, signaling an urgent need to expel it.
Oh, man, where's the b..