Oatmeal Life

What is Oatmeal Life?

To be plain simple and boring as opposed to a 'creme brulee' life which is exciting with all guns blazing

Not to be confused with daily masturbation and pots of toss etc

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Zaxing

1. The act of taking out and reading books from the library which have never been checked out before. This weekend I thought I'd give..

Cotton Carl

1. Pooping into a sock and then hitting somebody with it. Joe was being a deuche so I gave him a cotton carl. See sock, poop, feces, carl..

Kayak Yak

1. any talk related to the sport of kayaking We went for coffee and kayak yak. See kayak, chatting, conversation, yakking, talking..

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