Oatmeal Life

What is Oatmeal Life?


1.

To be plain simple and boring as opposed to a 'creme brulee' life which is exciting with all guns blazing

Not to be confused with daily masturbation and pots of toss etc

Thank You


90

Random Words:

1. in dutch: a mathematical problem that is hard, if not impossible to solve. a fucked up sum- literally, a cuntsum. 'jezus wat een k..
1. when a man passes gas into a woman's vagina and then places his face infront of the vagina to receive the expelled gas. when joe f..
1. the cutest boy in the entire world worth giving the entire world to and for. there is nothing is no one better. "I love Derick wit..