Oatmeal Life

What is Oatmeal Life?

To be plain simple and boring as opposed to a 'creme brulee' life which is exciting with all guns blazing

Not to be confused with daily masturbation and pots of toss etc

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Zlip Shot

1. (n.) A Zlip Shot is a when a male ejaculates a little bit on a woman's head, possibly giving her a poodle hat. It's totally f..

Uutf

1. A sneaky way of saying WTF or "What the Fuck?" The DMV wouldn't let my car have the license plate WTF but they let UUTF ..

Chaloo

1. a fast woman... a tease if u may... but one who also fuck around. teri behan bari chaloo hai... your sis is a teasing whore... See ta..

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