Oatmeal Life

What is Oatmeal Life?

To be plain simple and boring as opposed to a 'creme brulee' life which is exciting with all guns blazing

Not to be confused with daily masturbation and pots of toss etc

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Ham Basket

1. When you can fit a man's entire package ( balls and penis ) in a mouth "I heard Manuel gave Jose the ham basket last night..a..

Pull Out Poster Child

1. Someone that is so damn stupid, ugly or worthless and should be the poster child for "Pull Out" magazine. Eugene is such a pu..

[candy Cane]

1. When a man ejaculates inside a woman who is on her period. When he pulls out, his penis resembles a candy cane. John and Jane were fee..

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