Oatmeal Life

What is Oatmeal Life?

To be plain simple and boring as opposed to a 'creme brulee' life which is exciting with all guns blazing

Not to be confused with daily masturbation and pots of toss etc

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Poony Monster

1. one that will fuck anything that moves. man or beast josh : dude tony is such a poony monster sean : ya man, the girl he fukd last wee..

Zipper Snake

1. The penis. Referred to in this fashion for it's serpentine behavior. Last night I force-fed and gagged Lisa with my zipper snake a..

Meislin

1. a fucking kick ass store did u get that ham at Meislin's? No, im jewish See meislin, jewish, ham, store, ass..

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