Oatmeal Life

What is Oatmeal Life?

To be plain simple and boring as opposed to a 'creme brulee' life which is exciting with all guns blazing

Not to be confused with daily masturbation and pots of toss etc

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The Door Swings Both Ways

1. It works both ways - and not just the way that the person you are saying this to is describing it. Student: "You should respect my..

Opposite Sex

1. The opposite of sex (i.e. World of Warcraft). John: Hey dude, did you have teh sex on the weekend? Melvin: No, I had opposite sex. Jo..

Carrolled It

1. The Act of completely killing a joke beyond any possibility of redemption. Usually done by a social outcastin a large group of people. ..

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