Oatmeal Life

What is Oatmeal Life?

To be plain simple and boring as opposed to a 'creme brulee' life which is exciting with all guns blazing

Not to be confused with daily masturbation and pots of toss etc

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Road Tripping

1. The act of getting buzzed on the drive to the party so you do not have to endure being the soberest person at the party. We're goi..

Bebemuerte

1. The extreme death of many babies I will commit bebemuerte to the children of the world..

2 Percent

1. The percent of women in the world that are neither bitches or hoes. Therefore they are definitely worth caring for. Antonym 98 percent..

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