Oatmeal Life

What is Oatmeal Life?

To be plain simple and boring as opposed to a 'creme brulee' life which is exciting with all guns blazing

Not to be confused with daily masturbation and pots of toss etc

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Asstits

1. When a woman with a large ass wears lowrise jeans causing her large cheeks to resemble a pair of titties. Man that bitch has some huge ..

Speidi

1. The nickname given to the couple Heidi & Spencer from MTV's "The Hills" Wow, Speidi is so annoying!!! Speidi is suc..

[love Tackle]

1. the male genitalia He got kicked in the love tackle and fell to the ground in pain. See twig and berries, man junk..

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