Oatmeal Life

What is Oatmeal Life?

To be plain simple and boring as opposed to a 'creme brulee' life which is exciting with all guns blazing

Not to be confused with daily masturbation and pots of toss etc

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Shizbag

1. Used when you are faced with some type of obstacle. Boy: When is the math homework due? Girl: Tomorrow. Boy: Shizbag!......

One Night Relationstand

1. When a girl thinks she is going to get a relationship out of it but it turns out to be a one night stand. Or when its supposed to be a o..

W00txors

1. "w00t" = a term like "Alright!/YEAH!" "xors" futhers this method of excitement. I HAVE CABLE MODEM NOW! ..

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