Oatmeal Life

What is Oatmeal Life?

To be plain simple and boring as opposed to a 'creme brulee' life which is exciting with all guns blazing

Not to be confused with daily masturbation and pots of toss etc

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Penis Clit

1. A humongus clit that hangs down so that it looks like a mini penis. I fucked Judy last night, & damn! That girl has a penis clit! I..

Yark Dance

1. A malt-o-meal waddle with one hand resting on the top of your head pointing all fingers straight up (in the shape of a fin) Usually acc..

Kingster

1. to be occasionally owned but not realise Damn, I've been kingstered again, took me ages to find out...

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