Oatmeal Life

What is Oatmeal Life?

To be plain simple and boring as opposed to a 'creme brulee' life which is exciting with all guns blazing

Not to be confused with daily masturbation and pots of toss etc

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Why Am I Wearing Pants? Moment

1. A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..

Return Ticket

1. A mandatory statement of compliance required by African's travelling to the United Kingdom.This statement is actioned with immediat..

Q-stick

1. A dick move in Scrabble when you get 20 points at the end because your opponent can't play the Q. Yo, Jebediah Q-sticked me in our..

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