Oatmeal Life

What is Oatmeal Life?

To be plain simple and boring as opposed to a 'creme brulee' life which is exciting with all guns blazing

Not to be confused with daily masturbation and pots of toss etc

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Retro-wanking

1. This is when you jack off to the thought or image of old TV stars, maybe from when you were a teenager and porn was in short supply. &q..

Kristina Aumack

1. the most fucking hottest chick in the world she is soo smokin yeah and she has a nice ass "Damn that girl looks like a Kristina..

Nylo

1. pennywell slang for a big daft hard cunt, nylo fuck u cunt il slit ya throat and feed ya neck to my 10 pound bass, nylo See mace, king..

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