Oatmeal Life

What is Oatmeal Life?

To be plain simple and boring as opposed to a 'creme brulee' life which is exciting with all guns blazing

Not to be confused with daily masturbation and pots of toss etc

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Lie Of Omission

1. Something your girlfriendmakes up to make you feel bad about doing something she doesn't know about. IT's NOT A LIE if they d..

Zelk

1. notorious time traveler from the future... supreme ruler and master of the internets..... Better not mess with Zelk... I hear that guy..

Zebopotimas

1. means a cross between a james and a tom you fucking zebopotimas bastard See frank and beans..

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