Oatmeal Life

What is Oatmeal Life?

To be plain simple and boring as opposed to a 'creme brulee' life which is exciting with all guns blazing

Not to be confused with daily masturbation and pots of toss etc

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Inhibit The Glint

1. Expressing the need to shave ones taint, or to hang out with someone who's a bad mother. Dave would rather inhibit the glint than ..

Tanzee

1. Usually used to described a woman that drinks too often. Her names then becomes "The Drink" Have you had your Tanzee today? ..

Zoka'd

1. When you get kicked out of Grateful Bread Hey, I heard Mike got Zoka'd yesterday! See Kaz..

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