Oatmeal Life

What is Oatmeal Life?

To be plain simple and boring as opposed to a 'creme brulee' life which is exciting with all guns blazing

Not to be confused with daily masturbation and pots of toss etc

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Poo Log

1. A nice solid poo. Thick as a babies arm, but firm-squishy like toothpaste Kre8 - left a poo log in the toilet 2. a large hurtful fec..

Everest

1. The ultimate goal that you set for yourself; one that has many obstacles in the way of achieving, however, once achieved the reward is g..

Pirate Plug

1. The part of the male anatomy that hangs between the legs. While often confused with having a bone, it does not. He has a huge pirate p..

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