Oatmeal Life

What is Oatmeal Life?

To be plain simple and boring as opposed to a 'creme brulee' life which is exciting with all guns blazing

Not to be confused with daily masturbation and pots of toss etc

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Time For Lunch

1. The most effective phrase to say when a male wants a female to fellate (see: Fellatio) him; often paired with the action of simultaneous..

Nonpulse

1. When an object or situation fails to excite, leaving the pulse unchanging. GUY 1: Dude! Check out this sweet Star Wars bobblehead! GUY..

Pooplie

1. a state of being or existence not previously recognized as actually being I was at one with the pooplie See Berserker..

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