Oatmeal Life

What is Oatmeal Life?

To be plain simple and boring as opposed to a 'creme brulee' life which is exciting with all guns blazing

Not to be confused with daily masturbation and pots of toss etc

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Frown Up

1. the sudden change in facial expression by frowning to intimidate someone. When my wife was nagging me about the trash I had to frown up..

Cleveland Bubblegum

1. When, during sex, you vomit, either on purpose or accidentally, on a woman's chest. Last night I was so drunk I gave that lady I h..

Vikingness

1. one's level of vikingitude. Ragnar Bloodaxe proved his vikingness when he pillaged a monastary...

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