Oatmeal Life

What is Oatmeal Life?

To be plain simple and boring as opposed to a 'creme brulee' life which is exciting with all guns blazing

Not to be confused with daily masturbation and pots of toss etc

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First Sargent's Time

1. First Sargent's Time: (V.) Army. Milspeak for a unit of time, dependent upon the judgement, wisdom, capriciousness or stupidity of ..

Hottie Mc Scottie

1. A really hot guy that you don't know the name of. Gail: Hey did you see that guy?! Brittany: Oh you mean that hottie mc scottie r..

Zaming

1. To make a blog entry or post that is simultaneously mysterious and utterly mundane. It must be both melodramatic and vague, even though ..

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