Oatmeal Life

What is Oatmeal Life?

To be plain simple and boring as opposed to a 'creme brulee' life which is exciting with all guns blazing

Not to be confused with daily masturbation and pots of toss etc

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12 Story Face Fuck

1. A man stands on the edge of a 12 story building and jacks off over the side. His partner, preferably a woman, attempts to catch his spo..

Zinc Mittens

1. A heavy metallic hand garment often mistaken for hooves (but they ain't) he's wearing zinc mittens, He thinks their hooves bu..

Zhilwan

1. Teenaged boy who is highly skilled at completing video games in an incredibly short amount of time. Wow Zhilwan, thats your fourth game..

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