Oatmeal Life

What is Oatmeal Life?

To be plain simple and boring as opposed to a 'creme brulee' life which is exciting with all guns blazing

Not to be confused with daily masturbation and pots of toss etc

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Newsreel

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Patrankah

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Chavern

1. A pub or other hostelry where most of the clientele are refugees from the House of Burberry closing-down sale in Hell. From chav + taver..

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