Oatmeal Life

What is Oatmeal Life?

To be plain simple and boring as opposed to a 'creme brulee' life which is exciting with all guns blazing

Not to be confused with daily masturbation and pots of toss etc

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Zurbet

1. When you blow on someones stomach eliciting a loud farting sound. Justin Timberlake, "I gave Timbaland the biggest zurbet last nig..

Yiur

1. a rat-like marsupial found in swamps in northern Greenland Yesterday my mother caught a yiur in the swamp...

Pull A Mateo

1. to flip someone off with the middle finger He will pull a mateo if he gets fired. See reaction, pull, insult, fired, mateo 1. to fli..

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