Oatmeal Life

What is Oatmeal Life?

To be plain simple and boring as opposed to a 'creme brulee' life which is exciting with all guns blazing

Not to be confused with daily masturbation and pots of toss etc

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Zanzibar

1. The place I'll order your favorite dish, because I'm not gonna to cook it. "What's your favorite dish? I'm not..

Cock My Glock

1. Getting ready to fire a Glock handgun. I'mo 'bout to stain da block after I cock my glock. See 50 cent crack dealer..

Lunchtime

1. Declaration of joy. "I just found ten bucks. Lunchtime!" 2. Name for a person who buys lunch for eveyone to seem cool. Us..

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