Oatmeal Life

What is Oatmeal Life?


1.

To be plain simple and boring as opposed to a 'creme brulee' life which is exciting with all guns blazing

Not to be confused with daily masturbation and pots of toss etc

Thank You


90

Random Words:

1. v. After the male orgaism the solider removes the condom from his private and then proceeds to army craw to the foot of the bed. Then th..
1. W/C stands for "week commencing", this term is mainly used in logistics by demand planners. "I need the material on the ..
1. Common but stupid mispronunciation of Veterinarian. Man, I had such a shitty day today. My hamster Giggles escaped from his cage and a..