Oatmeal Life

What is Oatmeal Life?

To be plain simple and boring as opposed to a 'creme brulee' life which is exciting with all guns blazing

Not to be confused with daily masturbation and pots of toss etc

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Voil

1. a non-sarcastic lump of lard that resembels a squirrel and is always lurking in the background. Watch out or they might get you! "..

Dece!

1. Although technically short for decent, 'dece!' is a general excamation of approval or positivity. It is very much in the same ..

V's Slip N' Slide

1. a virgin's way of doing everything but sex to avoid losing the "virgin" title. often very frustrating for the guy involv..

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