What is Oatmeal Man?
1.
The guy on the oatmeal box, dressed as a Quaker. The real reason some kids hate oatmeal.
I'm so scared of the Oatmeal Man.
2.
An entrenched politician that serves the elite.
A term used by black poet Gil Scott-Heron in his work, "Pardon our Analysis."
Anytime you find someone in Congress for 25 years and no one has ever heard of im, you have, "Oatmeal Man."
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3.
Someone who has skin that has the consistency of oatmeal. See also
Charlie is the Oatmeal Man.
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