Oats Edit Meaning

1.

A reward or tribute given to a male after he has had sex with a woman.

In the Schrute family, we have a tradition, where when the male has sex with another woman, he is rewarded with a bag of wild oats left on his door step by his parents. You can use these oats to make oatmeal, bread, whatever you want. I don’t care - they’re your oats.

I just earned my oats today!

See sex, reward, poon, tradition, oats, grain, wheat, oatmeal, batin

2.

another name for cocaine.

"Hey man, do you know where i can get some oats?"

See cocaine, oats, man, some, hey

3.

Abbreviation for Over Active Taint Syndrome, excesive sweating inbetween your balls and asshole.

I had a bad case of oats so i wiped it with my hand and rubbed it in kevins mouth.

See over, active, taint, oats, oat

4.

Abbreviation for Old-Ass Technologies. This term is most commonly used when referring to old proprietary electronics or computer systems.

I don't touch that stuff. Those are OATS issues for the old farts.

See technologies, old, unix

5.

Word meaning, "dumb ass mother fucker" and the word is also often oriented with theft of private property, from one's close friends.

Oats just robbed me blind!

See oats, ben, zack, otis, theft, fag, homo, gay, sperm

6.

A slang term for various oral STDs, most specifically herpes.

Kelly went down on him and now she has oats.

See std, herpes, aids, gonorrhea, crabs, sexually transmitted disease, sti, syphillis, sex, disease, wizard101

7.

Northern slang for nailing some kive. Predominantly used by charlie big spudsafter ten cans of stella and a test-tube of jagermeister or five.

"I wanna get my oats with Charlene Krank."