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The inability to type without messing up the order of letters.
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Sexual intercourse without prior relations, i.e. kissing or foreplay, because canines do not engage in such behavior.
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Wearing special-shark-proof-Bat-long-underwear while using the giant-Bat-magnet to touch young wards inappropriately.
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