Obama Jam

What is Obama Jam?

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The complete and utter halt of any and all traffic in Ottawa, Canada while President Obama rolls around in his monster sled aptly named "The Beast" for 6 hours.

P.S. I hope the "Beavertail" was worth tying up Ottawa traffic for an extra hour durring rush hour.

Usually I pick my blazing hot wife up at 3:46, but due to the Obama Jam, she spent an hour sitting in a crappy OC Transpo bus waiting for The Beast to roll by.

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