Obamalie

What is Obamalie?

Occurs anytime Obama opens his mouth or his lips move. A falsehood believed by the legions of Obamatards, yet is easily disproven through facts.

Obama told me I was getting a big, fat Obamacheck, but it turned out to be another Obamalie as I'm only getting $13.

See lie, liar, untrue, deceit

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Obalming

1. A process of mass hypnosis whereby the general public is mentally mesmerized through the soft repetition of the words "change"..

Kalan

1. A person who thinks that their name will never be on Urban Dictionary, but is grossly mistaken... "Man, that guy is such a Kalan....

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