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A sexually arousing fantasy that is bound not to ever occur.
Dude, last night I had a pipe wet dream about me, Jessica Alba, Carmen Ele..
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During anal sex, you pull out right before ejacualtion and make sure your partner's asshole is facing upward. Then cum into the gap..
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A lapful of vomit deposited by a drunken fellatrix.
"That bitch was so hammered, she me gave a bird's nest soup after I tickl..