Obeausity

What is Obeausity?


1.

The Theory that it would be easier to change our definition of beauty than to loose weight

Instead of liking thin girls, ive turned to obeausity

2.

Yet another excuse for fat people not to put down the fork.

Fat Bitch: oiinm,m nmnbot fgadat, imim,m OILGBFDAUEDTGDIGFSDFY11! LK;KO;OO;O;OOO;OLOL

Me: Jesus fucking christ, you're fingers are so gargantuanly lardy that you can't type without hitting all the adjacent keys. Stop with the stupid little denial phrases and lose some weight already!!


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