What is Obeausity?
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The Theory that it would be easier to change our definition of beauty than to loose weight
Instead of liking thin girls, ive turned to obeausity
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Yet another excuse for fat people not to put down the fork.
Fat Bitch: oiinm,m nmnbot fgadat, imim,m OILGBFDAUEDTGDIGFSDFY11! LK;KO;OO;O;OOO;OLOL
Me: Jesus fucking christ, you're fingers are so gargantuanly lardy that you can't type without hitting all the adjacent keys. Stop with the stupid little denial phrases and lose some weight already!!
Random Words:
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When dating a relatively hot individual, but are blind to their rather obvious flaws and personality issues.
"Dude, what does Sam ..
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An acronym for the worthless offspring of my boss.
Damn. My boss's kid is such a W.O.O.M.B. He would be unemployable anywhere els..