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Your mom is like a taxi.
Do you know why?
Because I ride her all day.
That's right.
Me: ey ted your mom is like a taxi, no y?
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what a male has to do after he masterbates. Grab some kleenex and clean himself up.
hey, what are your plans for tonight?? Well about ..
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when you know for a fact within minutes of meeting someone, you will be friends for life.
1) "I knew as soon as we shook hands, it..
