Oberon

What is Oberon?


1.

1. (astronomy) The second-largest satellite of Uranus, discovered in 1787 by William Herschel.

2. (mythology) In European literature, the name of the king of the fairies, as in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream and Wieland's Oberon.

3. (urban vernacular) An pompous, violin weilding bearded male busker- usually between the ages of 28-35. Noted to speak in a scoff manner, know to laugh arrogantly at his own jokes. May brag repetitively about his apparent violin playing/carving skills.

Remains the king of the fairies, AND the second-largest satellite of your anus.

Typical Oberon sayings:

"How do you know you're at a gay BBQ?

-cause all the sausages taste like shit"

(scoff laugh from within beard)

"A woman once asked me to play Paganini and i replied; maybe after about 8 hours of warming up (scoff laugh) but I'll give it a go.."

"But the violin has a bigger range than the guitar!"

"But the beard is part of my face"

See oberon, violin, fag, beard, bearded, busk, busking, busker, wanker, tool

2.

A michigan brew damn good shit

beer oberon

See bells, beer, good, fantastic, orange, bluntarific


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