What is Obese Shlong?
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a shlong that is so fat that you couldnt stick it in a cows cunt
a condition caused by frequently slamming your cock in the toilet lid
mother fucker,... I slammed my cock in the toilet seat again and my cock is so swolen that i cant even stick it in my cows cunt
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It is an over weight dick that is wide and weighs the person down
man i have an obese shlong
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