What is Obese Shlong?
1.
a shlong that is so fat that you couldnt stick it in a cows cunt
a condition caused by frequently slamming your cock in the toilet lid
mother fucker,... I slammed my cock in the toilet seat again and my cock is so swolen that i cant even stick it in my cows cunt
2.
It is an over weight dick that is wide and weighs the person down
man i have an obese shlong
Random Words:
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(noun, adjective) Something on the human body of ambiguous location and context, likely surrounding one or several orifices.
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