Obese Shlong

What is Obese Shlong?


1.

a shlong that is so fat that you couldnt stick it in a cows cunt

a condition caused by frequently slamming your cock in the toilet lid

mother fucker,... I slammed my cock in the toilet seat again and my cock is so swolen that i cant even stick it in my cows cunt

2.

It is an over weight dick that is wide and weighs the person down

man i have an obese shlong


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