Obituary

What is Obituary?


1.

a final summation of our lives that, for most, occupies less than an inch of space in what will shortly become cage liner for the neighbor's parakeet.

Joe Smith (1945 - 2003)

Hard worker, husband and father of two...thats about it, nothing special about this guy.

See fredo

2.

Oh damn....

We lost Yasser Arafat and Old Dirty Bastard in the same week??

My world no longer has any meaning.

See SARCASM


90

Random Words:

1. A person with an incredibly small, and usually bent penis, often a "Doohan" will try to make up for this with fast cars or big..
1. To Not call a Girl back, or to ignore a girls phonecalls, after sex. He tried to dodge her calls all day, but she went to his job. He c..
1. To obsess about getting revenge on an ex-boyfriend. He borrowed $1200 and moved in to my apartment and didn't pay any rent, and th..