Obituary

What is Obituary?


1.

a final summation of our lives that, for most, occupies less than an inch of space in what will shortly become cage liner for the neighbor's parakeet.

Joe Smith (1945 - 2003)

Hard worker, husband and father of two...thats about it, nothing special about this guy.

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2.

Oh damn....

We lost Yasser Arafat and Old Dirty Bastard in the same week??

My world no longer has any meaning.

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