Obituary

What is Obituary?

1.

a final summation of our lives that, for most, occupies less than an inch of space in what will shortly become cage liner for the neighbor's parakeet.

Joe Smith (1945 - 2003)

Hard worker, husband and father of two...thats about it, nothing special about this guy.

See fredo

2.

Oh damn....

We lost Yasser Arafat and Old Dirty Bastard in the same week??

My world no longer has any meaning.

See SARCASM
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