Objectaphilia

What is Objectaphilia?

A person who is sexually attracted to objects.

I think my roomate has objectaphilia, As soon as he saw my new coffe table he immeadetly dropped his pants and began pleasuring himself.

See objects, microwave, table, psycho

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