Objectaphilia

What is Objectaphilia?

A person who is sexually attracted to objects.

I think my roomate has objectaphilia, As soon as he saw my new coffe table he immeadetly dropped his pants and began pleasuring himself.

See objects, microwave, table, psycho

4-point Pants Check

1. The act of subconsciously taping all four of your pockets to make sure your possessions are still there (usually Cellphone, Keys, Wallet..

Mr. Len

1. molester for sure, fatass teacher of the International School. Teaches math and PE, always hikes his sweatpants up his ass to his man bo..

Beaten Assen

1. Beaten Assen is half spanish half english. It means you are going to or already have beat someone up, killed them, or t-bagged someone. ..

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