Objectosexual

What is Objectosexual?


1.

Someone who is sexually attracted to inanimate objects, rather than live organisms such as other humans or -as sometimes occurs- animals or plants.

Woman: "I just saw a man humping a bench!"

Man: "Don't worry, he's just an objectosexual"

Woman: "Ooooh, okay then."

See sexuality, objects, sex, attraction, gender


11

Random Words:

1. great underground emo-punk band from maryland. zella mayzell rocks the casbah See Mary 2. The BEST band in the entire universe. I l..
1. Catholics (or any form of Christianity, basically) who only goes to Church on days when they give out free stuff; namely Ash Wednesday a..
1. A tiny hick-town in Ontario Canada, relatively close to Barrie. Known only for being the birthplace of Sir Fredrick Banting, having a H..