What is Objectosexual?
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Someone who is sexually attracted to inanimate objects, rather than live organisms such as other humans or -as sometimes occurs- animals or plants.
Woman: "I just saw a man humping a bench!"
Man: "Don't worry, he's just an objectosexual"
Woman: "Ooooh, okay then."
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When a person goes off by themself with their laptop, primarily to the bathroom, sits on a towel, and proceeds to masturbate
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similar to bagpiping except the female vagina is placed under the male armpit rather than the male penis beneath the female's armpi..
