Objectosexual

What is Objectosexual?

Someone who is sexually attracted to inanimate objects, rather than live organisms such as other humans or -as sometimes occurs- animals or plants.

Woman: "I just saw a man humping a bench!"

Man: "Don't worry, he's just an objectosexual"

Woman: "Ooooh, okay then."

See sexuality, objects, sex, attraction, gender

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