What is Objectosexual?
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Someone who is sexually attracted to inanimate objects, rather than live organisms such as other humans or -as sometimes occurs- animals or plants.
Woman: "I just saw a man humping a bench!"
Man: "Don't worry, he's just an objectosexual"
Woman: "Ooooh, okay then."
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Name given to male genitalia from which the pubic hair has been shaven but has begun to grow back, and has made said genitalia prickly.
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One who bunches turds, generally used to evoke feelings of insultation.
"The Poopsmith is a turd buncher."..
