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to masturbate one's self in private
Yeah, i'm just off to have myself a quick intimate rest
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To have a wank.
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a reaction to something or someone that has a forced or cloying cuteness
that's so f*** adorable i'm just barfing rainbows
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A person who pretends to be cool by speeking in 13375p33k (computergeekese), but is really just in dork-denial and sucks (is NOT 1337) i..