What is Obsessive Protective Disorder?

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A term used to describe an overly protective Boyfriend/Girlfriend.

Someone suffering from OPD becomes angry when their other half so much as looks at someone of the opposite sex.

A girlfriend suffering from obsessive protective disorder.

=Boyfriend glances at random woman across the room=

Girlfriend: What, am i not good enough for you anymore? You have to go checking out other girls?

Boyfriend: No hun, i was just looking at her bright purple hair..

Girlfriend: So how long has this been going on???

Boyfriend: Calm down babe...

Girlfriend: WE ARE SO OVER! I WILL NOT BE CHEATED ON BY SCUM LIKE YOU

=Boyfriend shrugs=

See opd, obsessive protective disorder, stalker, girlfriend, boyfriend
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