Obtanium

What is Obtanium?

A precious substance, gleaned from the desks of departing coworkers, or otherwise gained from non-standard channels.

So, that difficult guy in marketing was let go this morning -- want to go down to his cube and look for obtainium?

7 P's

1. Prior Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance Paul, if you used the 7 p's your sales opportunities would not always be fire..

Owings

1. What a retarded person with a lisp says they blow when they poop too hard. "Oh No! I blew my owings!"..

Arfg

1. similar to a growl and bark combined you:hi me:arfg not you again..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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