Obtanium

What is Obtanium?

A precious substance, gleaned from the desks of departing coworkers, or otherwise gained from non-standard channels.

So, that difficult guy in marketing was let go this morning -- want to go down to his cube and look for obtainium?

Fwump

1. The sound a forceful poo deposit causes when it makes contact with the water in a toilet. I squatted down and then fwump! my ass was so..

Motodhue

1. Being crazy normal naked lying in sheets while dreaming about lost cars in the elevator. Person 1: "So how come you cant find your..

Econocide

1. The act of committing suicideas a result of bad economic conditions. The President of the company committed econocide after the economy..

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