Obtanium

What is Obtanium?

A precious substance, gleaned from the desks of departing coworkers, or otherwise gained from non-standard channels.

So, that difficult guy in marketing was let go this morning -- want to go down to his cube and look for obtainium?

Boinkable

1. Someone who has major sex appeal. You know you wanna tap them. "Doesn't Brandon look Boinkable today?"..

Uggermelon

1. A fictional fruit which is said to be eaten by someone who is extremely ugly. Originated on The-Deli in reference to Mary J Blige withou..

Musky Haircut

1. When a woman grinds her genetailia on another person's head. "I'm bald, so the only haircut I can get is a musky haircut..

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