Obtanium

What is Obtanium?

A precious substance, gleaned from the desks of departing coworkers, or otherwise gained from non-standard channels.

So, that difficult guy in marketing was let go this morning -- want to go down to his cube and look for obtainium?

Zap

1. to shoot with a ray gun, laser, taser or other electronic device He was zapped midway through a long boring speech. 2. A game played..

Illsomniac

1. A person who is plagued with illness constantly. Their vitals usually show no abnormalities, yet pain, fatigue, discomfort, disorientati..

W/a

1. what a minute guy: "u want to hook up?" girl: "w/a i thought u have a girlfriend?" guy: "uhhhh..." See..

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