Obtanium

What is Obtanium?

A precious substance, gleaned from the desks of departing coworkers, or otherwise gained from non-standard channels.

So, that difficult guy in marketing was let go this morning -- want to go down to his cube and look for obtainium?

Soulectomy

1. The removal of a soul, no matter to/from whom it is. Usually happens to law-workers. Attourneys are required to have a soulectomy befor..

Qtip

1. Arizona slang for an elderly person, usually a snow bird. Recognizable by the cotton on the top and stick body. Old person who cannot d..

Nickel And Dime Store

1. See dime. A nickel and dime store is a group of mixed dimes and non-dimes, i.e. attractive and unattractive people. Some of those chick..

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