Obtanium

What is Obtanium?

A precious substance, gleaned from the desks of departing coworkers, or otherwise gained from non-standard channels.

So, that difficult guy in marketing was let go this morning -- want to go down to his cube and look for obtainium?

Darlin'

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Mcdoanlds

1. McDonalds is doing it's part to offer each and evey customer new choices to fit their lifestyle. It is ever growing, changing, evol..

Damage Controlman

1. 1. Responsible for maintaing repair lockers, training ships crew in all aspects of damage control. 2. Worthless ass-hats that do noth..

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