Obtanium

What is Obtanium?

A precious substance, gleaned from the desks of departing coworkers, or otherwise gained from non-standard channels.

So, that difficult guy in marketing was let go this morning -- want to go down to his cube and look for obtainium?

Brutonizing

1. The act of shoving a mister fister up your rectum while simultaneously beating off in a vac-u-jac. I just walked in on Dan again Bruton..

Accolade

1. A great merit or award. A great praise. Your work should receive such an accolade. See award, merit, honor..

Inabnormalabnormality

1. the act of being abnormal inabnormaly while trying to be abnormaly normal about being inabnormaly normal when your actually to normal fo..

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