Obtanium

What is Obtanium?

A precious substance, gleaned from the desks of departing coworkers, or otherwise gained from non-standard channels.

So, that difficult guy in marketing was let go this morning -- want to go down to his cube and look for obtainium?

Salad Bag

1. The act of jacking off into a girl's purse(unbeknownst to her) and then shaking it up to mingle with its contents. My girlfriend w..

Hoof Burger

1. A horrible distorted camel toe, that is hairy just like a fur burger, but more farmyard and stronger. "ewww jamie said lauren had ..

Braces Job

1. 1. To have sex with a person of young age 2. To have sex with someone and feel as though they were of young age, e.g inexperienced or s..

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