Obtanium

What is Obtanium?

A precious substance, gleaned from the desks of departing coworkers, or otherwise gained from non-standard channels.

So, that difficult guy in marketing was let go this morning -- want to go down to his cube and look for obtainium?

Ghetto Cooler

1. (n.) plain brown paper bag used to cover an alcohol container. Often used to consume alcohol in public where open containers are illeg..

1. kiss kiss "bye bye" "xx" 2. "xX" is short for "courtland" a gospel rap artist from Louisiana..

Opticrat

1. company manager with big stock options options + bureaucrat managers who make decisions to enhance the value of their stock options, n..

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