Obtanium

What is Obtanium?

A precious substance, gleaned from the desks of departing coworkers, or otherwise gained from non-standard channels.

So, that difficult guy in marketing was let go this morning -- want to go down to his cube and look for obtainium?

Oscillate

1. Has many uses, best described through example, though could be used as a substitute for words like 'go', 'fuck', &ap..

Talk To The Horses

1. nip off round the back for a quick piss holy shit mate, after all them beers I'm gonna have to talk to the horses.....

W-douche 40

1. Slang name for the spray lubricating product WD-40 Spray some W-Douche 40 on that car door hinge, that will fix the squeak. See douche..

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