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Someone you assume is going to be way uncool (because they are nerdy, older than you, etc.) but who is, in fact, even cooler than you.
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Making a maximal effort. Used in conflict situations. Variation of balls out.
He charged, balls to the wind, crashing through the door...
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Finding crap on your condom after an anal encounter.
"I did her up the butt, and when I pulled out I had a chocolate jersey!"..