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1. A text message hand jobis when you are getting the "run around" from friends or family thru text messages. When you call no on..

1. Another euphemistic phrase coined by The Colbert Report, this time referring to the solitary action of masturbation -- "better than..

1. The Constant word you use when getting FREAKING confused and everybody calls you a dumb blond/dumb brunnett. "urgness, this door w..