Ocala

What is Ocala?


1.

Mid sized city in the heart of North Central Florida, with metro population of over 300,000 people, and a core city population of more than 50,000 people.

Rated 15th for fastest growing metro in the U.S.

A Diverse city, with many cultures including the majority Puerto rican area Called "Marion Oaks", and the Majority Jamaican area Called "The Shores"

thought to many to be a mini Orlando, due to Ocala getting the flow over from the many people moving to Orlando.

Some fuck boyscall Ocala "SlowCala" they are all Homosexuals, and have anal sex with one another.

A city with ambition, and a bright future.

(Fuck boy who dont like Ocala): "Man SlowCala is wack"

(Guy who reps Ocala) : Batchthis Ocala fuck boy, say it again i bet i beat yo pussy ass

See ocala, 352, slowcala

2.

a tiny city thats getting bigger and bigger. In central Florida. Some people hate it cause they dont know how to make it fun.

Ocalas not gunna hand you fun. you make fun all you fuckers who call it slocala or hoecala.

anyways.even the drivers are slow and its full of horses. its still where its at. make your own fun and stop whinin bout it. 352 baby

Steve: dude what're we doin later?

Jesus: Gettin straight fucked up is what were doin

Steve: hell yea nigga. dis ocala

See ocala, 352, slowcala

3.

A town in central Florida.

Some call it Slowcala.

I will have to admit is a slow town.

But all I do is ride 4-Wheelers and junk cars in my backyard.

Ocala, Florida will always be my home sweet home.

me: i love ocala

kid: wtf i hate this place its so boring

me: then leave ocala now and go somewhere else.

kid: why do you like this place?

me: its my home sweet home

me: only florida rednecks like me like ocala.

See ocala, home, sweet, florida, gators

4.

See Slowcala

Why the hell would you search for "Ocala," bitch?


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