Océ

What is Océ?


1.

The most worthless, unreliable, faulty, electrostatic digital printers known to man kind. Not worth the metal out of which they are fabricated. Manufactured in the Netherlands, it seems as though the workers who make these ridiculous trash heaps are stoned out of their minds whilst attempting to make them. They are easily recognizable by their Cannibas sativa hue.

Noob: "Hey man, we have another fun-filled day of reprography ahead of us."

Manager: "Yep well fire-up the ol' Océ."

Noob: "Hot diggity dawg, I'd love to except I ganked the blinky thing."

See printer, reprography, piece of shit


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