Ocean City

What is Ocean City?


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THE O.C.

The REAL O.C. where everything thing happens and anything can happen! OCEAN CITY MARYLAND (not ORANGE COUNTY)!

In this wonderful town of OC, MD there are plenty of things to DO. I mean there is the beach, the water park, and go carts and all of the slutie girls (especially the ones in the summer when all the TOURONS come down! (Tourist and moron put together Local thing to say)! Most parties get busted by OCPD or Berlin Cops. Then the cops take your weed or any drugs and stick it in their pockets for them to have their fun with! Most OC kids are drugies! But that’s ok b/c it’s the city, right? You'll find a drug dealer on every corner of the town, and it's not unusual to find kids driving around and smoking a bowl. Drunken is how what we all are! We hang out at hotel rooms and random peoples houses and steal our parent’s alcohol. At age 16 you work your ass off to have your car which u then crissen by hot-boxing it. Our private school-ers are way more corrupt than the public school-ers and we live for sports against Bennett and WorPrep! So next time you hear "Ocean City is so boring," just look past the historical monuments (Stephen Decatur) and focus on the pregnant 16 year high off weed (and thank god that’s not you!). Don’t forget we’re not all whores and were not all preppy bitches! Most of us come from VA or B-Moreand don’t forget we are the normal ones who try to help the Eastern Shore-ers. So next time you think about the OC don’t think of Orange County or The O.C Show b/c the real life is here in Ocean City, Maryland where kids actually work and don’t always ask their parents for money (whether your rich or not). There is plenty to do even if it is a pregnant slut or a hard working 16 year old girl (Who u thought was 18).

REMEMBER: OC is everything you look for in a summer vacation!

The O.C.?! Like the show? -No like Ocean City!

Yo! You got any yayo?! Drug dealer term

"Ya'll!!!" You would think OC-ers were hicks but were not!

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Ocean City, Maryland...the best and only place to be in the summer. A great place to make fun of the tourons(tourist/morons) who don't know where to find the really good seafood. Where my favorite reastaraunt Hoopers is located and my boy Spike...don't forget Tequila Mockingbird and of course the boardwalk. OC MD is the REAL OC i don't care what anyone says

"OCMD is the shit"

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A vacation spot in MD, with everything you look for in a summer vacation. Though expensive, you must visit a few times in your life.

Ocean City is the place to be on the 4th of July.

See Kenny

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Vacation town in Maryland. White Boy capitol of the world during the summer. Don't go in season, from Memorial Day through Labor Day cuz everything---and I mean everything---will cost you an arm and a leg. Swells to almost a half a million during summer.

Ocean City is practically a ghost town during winter.

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where everyone in all of maryland goes on weekends from may-september. they round up all a shit load of nati bohs beer, 20 cartons of malboro reds and hop into the car. then they sit in traffic on the damn bay bridge for a few hours. once they finally get there, they live it up like no one else.

girl: hey you and your boys heading to ocean city this weekend?

boy: hell yea, you goin' with your girls?

girl: what the fuck else would we do. you bring the beer?

boy: yeah, if you bring the sex and the cigarettes.

girl: sounds good.

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the real o.c. where all the kids from the 15 miles surrounding towson all vacation in the summer, get drunk off their asses, stumble around and hookup all over the place.

home of senior week

the craziest week ever

the locals are mostly lame except for the fishermen and the surfers and athe local kids are trash

crappy surf but hott chicks everywhere

guy #1 when are you goin down to oc this summer?

girl#1 oh ill be there all of july

guy#1 oh sick lets get drunk out of our minds and do it on the beach

girl#1 awesome!

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This is all about New Jersey Kids....

"This is for the kids who know what its like to live at the beach. For kids who grew up drinking, and it has become part of their lifestyle. For kids who love sand in their toes, and salt in their hair. For kids that get blackout drunk at night, and still catch an early morning surf session. For kids who know what a shoobie is and know that they suck. For kids who live in a town that hasn't sold out to major commercialism. For kids who have passed out on the beach at night. For kids that walk around half naked during the summer. For kids that know all the cops in their town, and know that the cant do shit. For kids who love to fish. For kids that know casual means sandals, board shorts, and a collared shirt. For kids who ride bikes, skateboards, or walk to parties, even after they got their license. For kids who love to throw down and party every night, and most of all who are just plain chill."

ocean city kids are the best around !

See new jersey, south jersey, dirty, best, place, ever


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