What is Ocean City, New Jersey?


1.

Ocean City, New Jersey is a small island in South Jersey. Dubbed "America's Greatest Family Resort", the "real O.C." is a notorious destination for Pennsylvania's summer vacationers.

Most of the real estate in Ocean City is owned by the shoobies, which is why some consider it to be a "dead town" in the winter. The year-rounders are typically wholesome people who like to smoke some weed in their free time. Their kids are coke head homecoming queens and gansta surfers with dreadlocks.

The locals can tell you about the underground quirkiness of the town. For example, everyone who lives there knows about Slobber Bob and Underdog Girl. Also essential to the town are Express Pizza, Sack O' Subs, 7th Street Surf Shop, Denovum, and, of course, The Boardwalk.

I used to live in Ocean City, New Jersey and we would sabotage shoobies on the boardwalk and flip them off when driving.

See the oc, boardwalk


45

Random Words:

1. It is simply the act of masturbating. Hey, I'm gunna go take a shower and do the one man waltz...
1. The capital Greek letter lambda Now generally being used instead of a capital A in the titles of most things. Hey! I just saw THE DΛ V..
1. What you get after drinking a can of Mountain Dew without eating anything. "Damnit, I downed two cans of Mountain Dew and didn&apo..