What is Ocean Water?
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A beverage created by discharging a can of cheap alcohol- based hairspray (like Aqua Net) into a 1 gallon milk jug and adding water to taste. This is the perfered method of intoxication for the United States' Native American alcoholic on Sundays. United States Indian Revervations do not sell alcoholic beverages on Sundays; thus, requiring Indians with alcoholism to consume from other sources.
Shane Rides the Bear likes to drink ocean water with his friends on Sundays.
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