Oceanup Edit Meaning

1.

A gossipsite populated by overobsessedtween girls aged 4-12, who have a knack for Nick Jonas and the Jonas Brothers. Oceanup unfortunately hates Miley Cyrus, and is actually a cholo-loving gossip rag since it is quite fond of baby big head selena homez similar to Perez Hilton. It's different from Perez Hilton because Oceanup only reports on celebrities that appeals to its audience as stated above. They love to publish personal myspace/facebook pictures of celebrities, and also celebrities that no one cares about such as Zac Efron, Savannah Outen, and Taylor Momsen. The editors of Oceanup, who continue to remain anonymous, are probably around the age of 16 since the site is infested with grammatical and spelling errors. Taylor Swift has been known to read Oceanup, which is probably the stupidest thing she could possibly do, since she needs to get her ass back to her guitar and churn out love songs so oceanup readers will be satisfied next spring.

Girl 1:"omggg! i read about nick going out with selena homez on oceanup! i'm going to cut myself tonight!"

Girl 2: "yeah. i read ONTD my mind isn't suseptible to such crap"

See gossip, miley cyrus, selena gomez, lies, confusion, nick jonas, jonas brothers, teenyboppers, scandal, white people

2.

A really really STUPID website that is only read by tween to are wrapped around Miley Cyrus's fat finger.

That site is constantly stalking the latest celebrity that their audience is talking about. The audience ranges of idiots between the ages of 9-17 who are complete big mouths and know-it-alls.

Oceanup is like a country, with states that fight with eachother.

You have your huge MileyCyursLoving/SelenaGomezHating state, your smart DemiLovatoLoving state, the JonasBrothersLoving state, the small SelenaGomezLoving state, and the extremely tiny ILoveThemAll and IHateThemAll states.

This site proves that Miley Cyrus fans are annoying as fuck, and will attack you with the rest of their pack with comments such as "STOP HATING BITCH" and SHE IS HBIC" even if you say "I dislike Miley Cyrus." , whereas they will go "SELENA HOMEZ SUCKS" and "SELENA HOMEZ HAS A BIG HEAD" .

A total double standards website.

If Tim, the Oceanup owner, one day bans comments, I will literally laugh my ass off. NO MORE ARGUING FOR THE ANNOYING TEENYBOPPERS.

The ONLY way the won't argue is if the subject is on PMSing.

"Have you been on Oceanup today? That last post was soooo lame!"

"Ugh, No. I don't go on that raggety useless mileyloving site anymore. They all suck. False information alll the time."

"Whatever. It's fun to see people waste their time on celebrities who dont give a shit."

"I'm still not gonna go on. "

See stupid, website, sucks, ass, whore, kids, teenyboppers

3.

A website created by a guy named Tim Ocean who has his head up Selena Gomez's ass 24/7 and posts the latest everything and anything about Hollywood's hottest teen celebrities. It's also a place where Jonas fans, Miley fans, Demi fans, and Selena fans come comment, yell, and viciously argue with each other while expressing their opinions about whatever was recently posted. Newcomers should be aware that if you hate on the Jonas Brothers, Demi, Miley, or Selena the fans will hunt you down and kill you. Basically, it’s a death trap and if you can’t handle people cussing, threatening your life, dissing you or your beloved idol, or ferociously attacking you with hateful words, I suggest you stay the fuck out.

Niley Hater: OMJ DID U C THA PIC OF NICK AND MILEY ON OCEANUP ?!?!?

Niley Lover: IDK, Niley is back.

See oceanup, miley cyrus, niley