What is Ocho Cinco?
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The name the Cinncinati Bengals reciever Chad Johnson calls himself. The name means eight being ocho and five being cinco in spanish. The name first appeared on the NFL network in a commercial where a device is looking for Chad Johnson and there's a dude in the backround saying "Where you at 85?" and in the end u hear Ocho Cinco. His jersey number is 85 leading him to tag himself the nickname.
Chad Johnson to reporters: Don't be calling me Chad Johnson. Cause my new name is Ocho Cinco, and if u do call me Chad Johnson your gonna get fined by your stations.
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Legal last name of the Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver formerly known as Chad Johnson.
Reporter: Don't you have better shit to do than change your last name to Ocho Cinco?
Ocho Cinco: Hell no, I live in Cincinnati.
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An unassuming professional businessman, usually straight and married, that sneaks away from the office during the typical 8 to 5 work day for anonymous gay sex. After meeting men for sex during the day in restrooms, parks, or rest areas, they return to their normal life and family in the evening.
Sen. Larry Craig
EXAMPLE 1
Person A: "Last week while on vacation, we stopped at a rest area and I got a foot tap from this Ocho Cinco while I taking a dump."
Person B: "Was it Larry Craig?"
Person A: "Could have been...but this guy had nicer shoes.
EXAMPLE 2
Person 1: "Dude...did I tell you about last week when I was walking my dog?"
Person 2: "No! What happened?"
Person 1: "There was this dude out at the park who was walking through the woods in his suit. Why would a guy in a suit be trolling through the woods?"
Person 2: "Trolling is the right word for it...he's a total Ocho Cinco."
Person 1: "Ocho Cinco?"
Person 2: "Yeah...a dude that should be at work---8 to 5 (Ocho to Cinco), instead he's out in the woods getting a blow job from some random dude."
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An older, creepy, unattractive man, usually overweight with a lot of body hair that cruises rest areas or truck stops looking for anal/bottom sex instead of being at work between the typcial hours of 8AM and 5 PM.
Truck Driver 1: "Hey Red-Rider, what's your 10-20?"
Truck Driver 2: "I'm 'bout 3 miles from the rest area off of I-95 just south of Springfield"
Truck Driver 1: "Ya'all should pull in there and take a break there's an Ocho Cinco hanging out there right now that made it worth the stop."
Truck Driver 2: "10-4 on that...I think I'll be dropping off my load before I get to my final destination."
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The legal surname of the NFL wide receiver formerly known as Chad Johnson.
Look at Ocho Cinco go! The thirty, the twenty...
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Last name of Cincinnati Bengals Wide Receiver Chad Ocho Cinco. His previous name was Chad Johnson, but legally had his last name changed to "Ocho Cinco" in the state of Florida (his home state). Chad Ocho Cinco also played at Oregon State University.
Chad Ocho Cinco with the 35 yard Touch Down reception to make the score 14-3, Bengals over the Miam Dolphins.
Guy 1: Did you hear Chad Johnson changed his name?
Guy 2: Oh no, what did he do now?
Guy 1: lolz, he changed his last name to "Ocho Cinco".
Guy 2: Chad is the man, crazy, but the man.
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Chad Johnson's fake name. The apex of faggotry. Ultimate gayness. .::Check Bengals website for the jerseys where throwing away on his salary::. Help pay our debt.
Ocho cinco his ass!
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