Ocmd

What is Ocmd?


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Obsessive Compulsive Myspace Disorder

A condition marked by the obsessive need to check your myspace page constantly throughout the day; having dozens of comments in a row from the same friend, in response to comments you posted on their page; changing your top friends based on who puts you in their top friends list; stalking girls based on the comments they leave guys you are nondating.

Treatable with a prescription for a boyfriend, in suppository form.

If you don't stop posting all these comments on my page, I might have to diagnose you with OCMD.

Sophie and Kristy have OCMD.

See myspace, ocd, stalking, tom


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