What is Ocoecod?
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Obsessive-Compulsive-Office-Eye-Candy-Oogling-Disorder.
When you just can't stop staring at that fine piece of eye candy in your office. Gets in the way of completing work tasks, and talking about SWG. You find yourself taking fake work files on trips past her desk just to get another look at her sweet rack and cans.
Example 1
<Man 1(banana in pants)> Holy crap, would ya look at that!
<Man 2(dead on the inside)> Pick your jaw off the floor, and do some work....or at least help me plan my SWG game plan for tonight....besides you are married.
Example 2
Well.....Hayley
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