What is Ocoecod?
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Obsessive-Compulsive-Office-Eye-Candy-Oogling-Disorder.
When you just can't stop staring at that fine piece of eye candy in your office. Gets in the way of completing work tasks, and talking about SWG. You find yourself taking fake work files on trips past her desk just to get another look at her sweet rack and cans.
Example 1
<Man 1(banana in pants)> Holy crap, would ya look at that!
<Man 2(dead on the inside)> Pick your jaw off the floor, and do some work....or at least help me plan my SWG game plan for tonight....besides you are married.
Example 2
Well.....Hayley
Need I say more?
Random Words:
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its not quite a beard! its not quite a mustauche! its a BEARDSTAUCHE!
that would be a grade fiiiiiive beardstauche...
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Simply refers to a mans penis
I sent my vaginal ambassador on a diplomatic mission. Translated: I fucked her.
See dick, johnson, rod,..
