What is Ocon?
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Otherwise known as O'Connie, O'Connor, Ryan, Patty O'Furniture, Ocon is a rare species of sub-humanoid found only in Delta, BC, living in his parents home. Ocon has been known to have various amounts of hair growth on the face, and a long, hippie-like mane of hair.
That Ocon is a hippie! A dirty hippie!
