What is Ocs?
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Only Child Syndrome - the need to always be right and the best.
Person A - "hey i've got a big black dog"
OCS Person - "well so have i, but mine is bigger and blacker than yours"
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Officer Candidate School. Each branch of the United States Military has a school for training officers. Most enlisted men that went on to become officers attended OCS. More information about Army OCS is available at the US Army's recruiting website; goarmy
I remember when Lt. Sanders used to be a private. That was before he went to OCS.
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Short for "only child syndrome." Can be associated with selfishness, rudeness, laziness, and/or arrogance, but is not limited to these things. OCS may also be accompanied by strange/unexplainable side effects, i.e. excessive computer-nerdiness, knowledge of the names/charicteristics of people who do not know you, the need to bite inatimate objects or others, the need to snuggle with those you have just fought with, the urge to tickle/poke others for no apparent reason, and many other habits that vary by individual.
Person One: How does Angie know so much about hooking up her new computer?
Person Two: She's got OCS.
Person One: What are you doing?
Only Child: -bites Nintendo DS-
Person Two: Oh, don't mind her. She's got a bad case of OCS.
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"only child syndrome"
the act of hogging everything to yourself as if you were an only child.
"i was trying to play x-box, but billy has OCS and wont let me play."
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When spoken pronounced "oh-cheese". OCS stands for Only Child Syndrome. People with OCS are often only looking out for themselves. They disregard other people's plans, feelings, and ideas in favor of their own, and often change their minds, even after making "definite" plans. They're usually indecisive, as well as bipolar when it comes to relationships.
Person 1: "Hey, do you want to come to my house? We can get a ride."
OCS Sufferer: "No, I don't know, I want to be in NATURE right now.."
P1: "Um well....we could hang outside..."
OCS: "No no NO!...I don't know...I'm gonna go...maybe I'll come to your house later..."
P1: "But...we have a ride now!"
OCS: "Well I don't know what I want to do!!! I don't have allergies, so I'M ok here! Ugh!!!
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Only Child Syndrome - A person that has no brothers or sister. Has an extreme sense of possession. Always needs to feel like he or she is the best and most accomplished. Needs to be reassured of his or her superior standing constantly. They also use the two "M" words a lot "My", "Mine". This person will lash out and become defensive if they are called out on any of this "OCS Behavior".
John: "Can I use your pencil for a second."
OCS Person: "No it's mine."
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OCS is commonly recognised in the UK as the "One Complete Solution" company and their vans are often seen of the roads of our major citys. According to some muppet in the USA, OCS also stands for "Original Chicken Sandwich" and uses the example of "I really fancy an OCS"
As any self respecting porno-mag reader will know, OCS stands for "Open Cunt Shot" - a standard pose of your hardcore porno models where they lie back and pull their pussy apart for the camera.
I suggest our American friend doesn't use his example whist on holiday in the UK as he could end up with a well thumbed copy of Whitehouse being slipped into his sweaty palms!!
Jeesus, check that OCS out
Whilst in the bedroom with your good lady; "Come on luv, stop mucking about and give me an OCS"
(snigger) "There's the OCS Van!!)
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