What is Octagon?
1.
When a young lass positions herself in the middle/center of 8 young (preferably) lads who are "sporting wood". In either a firing squad or simultaneous order, the lass will receive copious amounts of "baby batter".
After the transfer of goods, the young lady (hoping not to be sniped), will forever have earned the title of "OCTAGON GIRL".
Member of 8 man rowing team: "I shot the first salvo in Lurleen's octagon".
Concerned boyfriend: "I'm going away for the weekend; I hope that Sally does not get caught in the crossfire of the octagon."
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2.
The ring that fighters in the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) go to do battle.
Once fighters enter the octagon, there is no getting out. Unless, you jump over the fence like a little bitch.
3.
The Octagon or "Octo" is a term used to describe an enormously large Female. The Octagon is in reference to the female's body figure. Octo's usually roam in packs and are commonly known to visit your local watering holes or all you can eat joints.
"Holly smokes Geary is leaving with the Octagon!"
"That Octo is going to smother that poor guy"
"ha ha ha you and the Octagon did what?
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4.
A shape used to cause scilence in Dr. Jagers classroom at Greenhills School.
"Respect the octagon!"
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5.
a square person who is trying to become well-rounded.
That nerd is trying to be cool. He's no longer square. He's an octagon.
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6.
Awesome, chic, happenin'
Hey met iawn, allan heno?
Yndw masiwr, ti?
Yndw tad - lle arall swni ar nos Sadwn?
Nunlla blaw Occi de!
Ia siwr y pleb gwirion, welai di yna.
7.
What you say when somebody is coming too close or annoying you and you want them to go away. It is the shape of a stop sign and it tells people to stop. Formed by putting arms above head and joining hands.
verb form: to perform this action on somebody
sleazy old man at club: hey baby, how you doing?
girl (with arms raised above head): STOP! I'm an octagon!
sleazy old man at club: what the hell?
girl: didn't you ever take driver's ed? you STOP at the octagons!
Verb: "I octagoned the asshole across the hall who was trying to get into my pants"
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