What is Octagoning?
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Verb. Past Tense: Octagoned
The act of putting down toilet paper on the seat before taking a poo as the straight lines of toilet paper form the shape of an octagon. This is mostly done in public toilets or toilets alien to the user.
Angus: I just fired off a missile
Pablo: Dude that's gross, those toilets are jank
Angus: Its cool, I octagoned the seat
Pablo: Even still, for me its my own throne or nothing
The art of octagoning is to tesselate the paper so as to block out all of the seat.
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