Octagoning

What is Octagoning?

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Verb. Past Tense: Octagoned

The act of putting down toilet paper on the seat before taking a poo as the straight lines of toilet paper form the shape of an octagon. This is mostly done in public toilets or toilets alien to the user.

Angus: I just fired off a missile

Pablo: Dude that's gross, those toilets are jank

Angus: Its cool, I octagoned the seat

Pablo: Even still, for me its my own throne or nothing

The art of octagoning is to tesselate the paper so as to block out all of the seat.

See octagoning, poo, toilet, shit, octagon
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