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The cooking of excrement.
"Honey, it's your turn for cooking duty this week!"
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The slight gaping of a vagina after intercourse.
'...then it all dribbled out her cock cleft.'
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A rather subtle, tasteful substitution for the word vagina.
"If she doesn't close her legs soon that vertical ham sandwich is..