Random Words:
1.
Phrase defining the act of a male masturbating "western grip" style while standing or, with some level of difficulty, walking...
1.
A metric yonder is defined as the distance an average, non-handicapped adult can walk during the duration of the live version of "F..
1.
A state of total fluster and/or confusion.
I'm totally ass-face to the wind right now, don't ask me for directions!
See ass-..