Octopiss

What is Octopiss?


1.

To pee 8 times in a row.

"Oh shit man i just took an octopiss in the lake"

See urethra, jesus, octopus

2.

Upon waking after a night of sexual activity & you go to take a piss, the urine streams out in 8 different directions because of dried up semen and bed lint caked on the end of your penis. Flannel sheets enhance the effect.

Dude, I went over to Amy's last night and banged her like 4 times and crashed. I woke up to pee and did an octopiss all over her bathroom!

See piss, sex, urine, lint, semen


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