What is Octoporn?
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Pornography that depicts an, in fact, real octopus being ejected from a human orifice. The act is classically accompanied by a copious amount of unappetizing muscular contractions. The resulting ejection is considered a delicacy in at least nine countries.
"Jimmy, have you seen your brother?"
"Ahh he's in his room with the door locked, watchin octoporn."
"Well! I hope your father at least talked to him about using up the baby oil all the time. Hmm, seafood sounds good for tonight..."
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slang for a k9 police car.
cop action in which a police dog is used.
originates from the kennels used for house pets.
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A dog with a Crusty Private area.
Doug- Whats wrong with your dog, she is walking funny?
Joe- Oh shes a "Crusty Paws"
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