Octopus Edit Meaning

1.

A drummer with a gigantic, gigantic ego. This species is egocentricbeyond all non-suspended belief. Nearly bad enough to be institutionalized, but not quite.

Luckily, there are few of these. The Octopus thinks he is the shiznitMacdaddy and this attitude leads to an amazingly underachieving, underperforming, failure of a career as well as the failure of a human being. Sad, but on the positive side it is an object lesson.

See egomaniac, loser, dickhead, fucktard, dumbass, jackass, green party

2.

A creep who touches as many girls he can get his hands on and seems to grow hands with the consumption of alcohol or when submerged in a hot tub.

That octopus groped Dotty when she was climbing a ladder.

That freako octopus fondled my jugs when he was pouring a beer in the hot tub.

See octopus, slut, creep, freako, jugs

3.

A mysterious type of blow jobused by one of the biggest whore's in Japan. It has been known to rip dicks.

Az had to see the doctor to get help for his dick, wounded by the octopus.

See blow job, japan, whore, tear, ripped

4.

A catthat only has one life left.

This daffynitionof octopus appeared in the B.C. Comic Strip, Octopu... er I mean, October Oct... er, I mean October 8, 2006.

See octopus, eight, cat, b.c., comic

5.

A group of at least 4 people beating one person. often used to describe a backup group.

Did you hear what what he did to that girl? yeah, tonight the octopus is gonna roll on that bastard

See octopus, fight, backup, gang, beat

6.

As many fingers from one hand that can fit in the vagina (4-5 hopefully) and the same goes for the other hand anally (2-4), then wiggle all the fingers vigorously.

Yo, I still got all your mom's stank on my fingers after I gave her the old octopus last night.

7.

`oc 'to`pus n. An eight-tentacled sea creature, belonging to the mollusk family. Uses suction cups on the underside of its tentacles to crawl around and grip prey. Has a soft shell. When frightened, squirts black ink and darts away quickly. When angered, skin flushes with pigments which turn it a reddish color. Color of octopus sometimes depends on surroundings.

I was scubadiving off the coast of Florida, and ran into an octopus, who became startled and clouded the water with its ink.