Octopussy

What is Octopussy?


1.

When a female's genetalia looks like a sea-creature (octopuss) crawled up in her and let its tentacles hang out a bit.

Her octopussy sucks back up in her when it feels the cold air and when its in the heat it prefers to dangle to get more air or possibly food.

2.

Roger Moore's sixth Bond film which involved a plot about trading counterfeit Romanov jewelry for a nuclear device that would be exploded in an American airbase in West Germany.

The villains were Kamal Khan (Louis Jourdan) and General Orlov (Steven Berkoff)

Maud Adams plays the title role of Octopussy, making this her second time to act in the Bond series. Kristina Wayborn also plays a love interest in this.

I consider this to be one of the better Bond movies made.

Bond: What's that one your back?

Magda: Oh, that's my little octopussy.

See james, bond, octopussy, op, roger, moore, maud, adams, kristina

3.

When a girls vagina is stretched out to eight times its original size.

I would have sex with her but I dont have enough for her octopussy.

4.

A vagine capable of popping out eight little rugrats. Very rare indeed; the product of a Beverly Hills mad scientist.

Yo, did you hear about that whack doc who created Octopussy? The entire medical community is going to be probing him soon! I hear it will be on Pay-per-view.

See vag, octuplets, whack-job, probe

5.

A person of thing that is afraid of Octopus's or things with 8 legs or arms.

I was at the beach with Dane and we saw an Octopus and he ran away screaming. Later I went and called Niki to tell him how much of an Octopussy Dane was being.

See scared, octopus, spider

6.

A particularly nasty vagina often times resembling a deep-sea creature.

Guy 1: Dude how was that chick last night? Was she good?

Guy 2: No way man, she has a total octopussy.

See octopussy, octopus, pussy, vagina, scary

7.

An eight sided vagina.

Bob: Dude, you see Octopussy?

Steve: Yeah, at the freak show last week!

Bob: What?

See snatch, pussy, bearded clam, fur burger


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