Ocular Rectism

What is Ocular Rectism?

The medical condition where a person's asshole nerve is connected to their eyeball nerve, giving them a shitty outlook on life.

Amy Winehouse sure has an ocular rectism, considering how she looked so hot at one time, and now she is a doped up, fugly looking crack whore.

See ocular rectism, pessimist, asshole, Dr. Obvious

Guttocks

1. a.k.a the FUPA, the Fupa chalupa, the front butt or the gunt...use your imagination Johnny Walnuts has a guttocks like a ninety year ol..

Asslicker

1. One who licks ass because he or she sucks so bad. Also, an ass kisser who is such a loser that he or she must lick the ass they are kiss..

Brown Hand

1. when one places his hand in a pile of his own or someone elses fecal matter. look, skip has his hand up his ass again! what a brown ha..

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