Ocular Rectism

What is Ocular Rectism?

The medical condition where a person's asshole nerve is connected to their eyeball nerve, giving them a shitty outlook on life.

Amy Winehouse sure has an ocular rectism, considering how she looked so hot at one time, and now she is a doped up, fugly looking crack whore.

See ocular rectism, pessimist, asshole, Dr. Obvious

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