Odd-socks

What is Odd-socks?

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A phenomonon seen in teenage boys. It is caused because, when nothing else is within reach, the teenage boy uses the nearest (usually) dirty sock to wipe his knobclean after sexually relieving himself whilst browsing Dad's porn collection. The soiled sock is then hidden under the bed where it slowly festersand rots. Over a period of a week or so, this can result in there being no matching socks available, thus ODD-SOCKS.

Dad: Hi son, I see you're wearing odd-socks again!

Son: Hwa...Mmmm...the other ones are crispy.

See odd, socks, crispy, masturbate, porn, teenager
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